There are days when it feels like the world is going against you. You re late for work, and the keys have just fallen into the drain hole. But day-breaking fails have been well documented in the history of humankind, and there s a silent agreement not to talk about em too much. Unless it s the misfortune of others.
有时候,你会觉得整个世界都在和你作对。你上班迟到了,钥匙又掉进了下水道里。但是这些倒霉在人类历史上已经有了很好的记录,而且人们都默默地同意不过多地谈论它们。除非是那是别人的。
But what hasn t been chronicled that well is animals going through a rough day, and we are about to change that. You heard me right. Our beloved furry companions have vile days too and they re just as painfully funny. Squirrels, horses, doggos, they"ve all had their fair share of 24 hours turned nightmare.
但是没有被很好地记录下来的是动物们正在经历的艰难的一天,而我们将要改变这种情况。你没听错。我们心爱的毛茸茸的伙伴也有不愉快的日子,他们的痛苦其实另一方面也很有趣。松鼠、马、狗,它们都经历了24小时的噩梦。
1
I Think A Squirrel Fell Off My Roof
我想有只松鼠从屋顶上掉下来了
2
My Buddy"s Dog Saw A Moose
我朋友的狗看见了一只驼鹿
3
I Had To Cut Down A Tree In My Yard And Now I Feel Bad
我不得不砍倒院子里的一棵树,现在我感觉很糟糕(松鼠的家没了)
4
I Think My Dog Just Died A Little Bit On The Inside When I Didn"t Give Her The Last Bite Of My Burger
我想我的狗在我没有给它最后一口汉堡的时候,心又死了一点
5
Do You Think This Is Funny?
你觉得好笑吗?
6
So This Happened (Yes, I Rescued It)
就这么发生了(是的,我还救了它)
7
We Actually Had To Help Him Down. Idiot
我们不得不把他救下来。白痴
8
This Is Why You Shouldn"t Leave Your Kids Alone With The Dog
这就是为什么你不应该把你的孩子和狗单独留在一起
9
A Little Hamster With A Broken Bone, The Doctor Had A Hard Time Dressing It
一只断了骨头的小仓鼠,医生费了好大劲才把它包扎好
10
Just A Cat Falling Off A Table
只是一只猫从桌子上掉下来
11
Just Another Day In Montana. Cat Chasing A Bear Out Of The Backyard
蒙大拿州的又一天。一只猫从后院追赶一只熊
12
Just Thought I"d Check In On The Dogs
我只是想从监控看看狗
13
My Boyfriend Doesn"t Believe That His Cat Bullies Mine
我男朋友不相信他的猫欺负我的猫
14
There Might Have Been Some Miscalculations In My Plan - Dog
我的计划中可能有一些计算错误-狗